Thanksgiving is all about tradition. It is one of my favorite holidays. So much love, happiness….thankfulness. I know that’s cheesy, but it’s such a
warm holiday. Nothing gaudy or
overly commercialized. And let’s
be honest here, everyone looks forward to Thanksgiving dinner. But in my family, Thanksgiving dinner
is not even the half of it. Let me
tell you about some of our other rituals on this fall holiday.
First is the family football game. My dad’s family has had a football game on Thanksgiving morning
every year since far before I was born.
It’s just a standard game of touch football, but let me tell you, it
gets pretty intense. I started
playing when I was around 7 years old.
And if you know anything about me, you know that I am in no way good at
football. I think it has something
to do with the combination of me not being able to throw or catch, much less
both at the same time. (Last year
in gym class we played flag football and I got placed in the B League, so we
spent a week running drills. In
the five days, I did not catch the ball once. Eventually my teacher took pity on my and handed off the
ball so that I could feel somewhat accomplished.) So needless to say, I am not a huge asset to the team. My cousin is my age, and for a few years
they let us play on the same team.
They would periodically stop, about once every 45 minutes, to run a
“G-Play.” Let me take a second to
break down a typical Girl Play.
Everyone pretends to actually try, but nobody really does. Someone throws the ball to one of the
girls on the team, and we all ignore the rules of the game, meaning whether the
girl drops or catches the ball, she grabs it and runs until she gets a
touchdown while everyone fake lunges at her so that she thinks she really made
a contribution to the game. And
then the game continues as usual.
A few years ago, I realized that these plays didn’t count towards the
final score. I felt a little
dejected.
Once we outgrew G-Plays, however, it was time to throw us
into the actual game. Meaning my
cousin and I had to be on opposing teams to guard each other. Both of us complained and put up a huge
fight, but our fathers could not be swayed. Once the game started, we were down to business and, eager
to prove ourselves, got a tad bit too aggressive. It started with harmless guarding and running, but soon
swelled into pushing, hair pulling, elbowing, clawing, and I think I was even
slapped across the face. So that
was the end of that experiment.
Now we usually play for a few minutes, and then sit on the sidelines
drinking hot chocolate.
Then we have the usual Thanksgiving dinner at my Aunt and
Uncle’s house, which is always delicious and leaves everyone pleasantly (or
unpleasantly) full and satisfied.
My grandpa usually lets out a good ol’ “Buaaaaaaah” at the end of the
meal, so you know it’s good. And
then comes black Friday.
Black Friday has changed in my family throughout the
years. My parents used to try to
take my brother and I to museums, but those days were filled with complaining
and Museum Legs (You know, that feeling when your legs feel like jello that you
only get when walking around a museum?) Then we tried shopping, but after several near trampling
incidents, we decided that perhaps a movie would be best. So now we see a movie every year on Black
Friday. This year we’re going to
see, you guessed it, Harry Potter.
I feel like the last person on the face of the earth to see it, so I’m
excited.
Anyways, Thanksgiving is filled with family, tradition, good
food, and great leftovers. So when
you’re packing up the leftover turkey, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes (mmmmm)
and cranberries, and you need a bag to place all of the Tupperware in, you know
where to find one. A tote bag,
available in lovely fall colors, is perfect for the job.
-Emma